What Words Really Mean - [NSFW]

What Words Really Mean...

Sex: What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?

Vagina: The best friend a penis will ever have.

Pussy: The box a dick comes in.

Cock: The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondary brain at times.

Whore: A woman who sleeps with everyone but you.

Penis: The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

Slut: A woman with the moral of a man.

Boobs: A woman’s sex tool to make men do whatever she wants them to do.

Doggy style: Snoop Dogg’s best album, one of the best rap albums of all time.

Cum: Semen. Also, how internet sluts say “Come”.

Dick: A stick of intense pleasure. Big ones are enjoyed by women. Small ones are secretly laughed at by women.

Balls: The fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from.

Intercourse: The word sex ed teachers call getting laid.

Orgasm: The meaning of life.

Masturbate: What you do when there is nothing to do.

Nipples: they make suckers out of men.

Ass: A place where courageous people do the nasty.

Spank: What is feared as a kid, and usually desired by an adult.

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