Thursday, April 9, 2015
Sex: What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?
Vagina: The best friend a penis will ever have.
Pussy: The box a dick comes in.
Cock: The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondary brain at times.
Whore: A woman who sleeps with everyone but you.
Penis: The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
Slut: A woman with the moral of a man.
Boobs: A woman’s sex tool to make men do whatever she wants them to do.
Doggy style: Snoop Dogg’s best album, one of the best rap albums of all time.
Cum: Semen. Also, how internet sluts say “Come”.
Dick: A stick of intense pleasure. Big ones are enjoyed by women. Small ones are secretly laughed at by women.
Balls: The fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from.
Intercourse: The word sex ed teachers call getting laid.
Orgasm: The meaning of life.
Masturbate: What you do when there is nothing to do.
Nipples: they make suckers out of men.
Ass: A place where courageous people do the nasty.
Spank: What is feared as a kid, and usually desired by an adult.
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